Michelle Pfeifer?”
“I’ll go and make us both a cup of tea, darling. “God, Mum… What is it?”
“Those pains you’re getting…”
“Yeah, what..?”
“They’re caused by a build-up of…”
“What?”
“Semen.”
“What?”
“Spunk. xxx18 With natural motherly concern Mrs Jackson had called for the doctor fearing that this perhaps was the onset of appendicitis or something equally nasty. I have to get him to stand a good two metres – that’s about six tiles – from the toilet and let him pee up into the air while I in the meantime, make the necessary adjustments for angle and flow and attempt to guide it in the right place. Quite how special, Jason and his mother could never have imagined. Standing to attention.”
“Quite.”
“That explains it.
Actors:
Dee Williams / Jayden Cole
