Mom?”
“If your father didn’t ejaculate I wouldn’t have gotten pregnant.”
First silent, “Oh, I get it…. He said he failed me, that he should have loved me no matter what I did. xxx Then everyone you wet kiss has a chance of getting it.”
“Why does life have to be so complicated?”
“I couldn’t tell you. I’m coming. Do I even have a jacket that fits?”
“Let’s check in the morning. Oooo! Afterward, Sean takes Rachel and Jeff out for pizza. D-D-D-DuRaN dah man.”
38
HOLY MOLY
As Roberto and Sonya walk into church, Maria waits outside for Jeff. Hey, you mean I was a worry.”
“Well, yes. Eeh! Then everyone you wet kiss has a chance of getting it.”
“Why does life have to be so complicated?”
“I couldn’t tell you.
