“Hey Lisa,” Momma Winebecker hollered, “Where’s the extra large Condoms.”
Lisa opened the store room door, “What for?” she asked. xxx 18 “I want his cock back inside me Momma,” Lisa said, “I just feel empty, you know?”
“I ain’t got no idea,” her Momma replied, “I never fucked nothing even half as big as that, but then again I never fucked the entire college ball team in one session either.”
“I don’t know,” I said, “I reckon we better use a condom.”
“Hoarse,” says Lisa’s Momma, “They don’t make condoms that big and if they do I never seen none.”
“Gee if I fuck with you you might get a baby and have to marry me and move right in with with me and Mommy and Papa at the house,”I said. “Look, I haven’t had a man for nineteen years
