So I reacted like any sane person would react, I started screaming as loud as I could, or at least as loud as my damaged lungs would allow me, the coughing caused by my screaming serving as a reminder to quit smoking so much dank weed, and just as my pathetic attempt at imitating the cute girl in horror films ended, my sister stormed in my room. xxx18 You look worse than I did the day after I turned 21. “You know what’s funny?” the now familiar voice of one of the greated mass murderers in history said, “Immanuel Kant’s last name is pronounced like the english word ‘cunt’.










