We have only been married a month. (The camera pans back to Peter, the host of the show.)
Peter: OK, I think you know how this show works. xxx18 You know 31 seconds just ain’t gonna do it. You sick bastard, wait till we get home. Irene: Look, all your friends have bigger cocks. She points to the prizes on the stage. Robin. Features a built in MP3 player pre-programmed with such lines as “Take me now Big Daddy”, “I need you so bad”, “That feels good”, “Oh God you’re so big” and 122 other lines women feed men. (The camera pans to the stage where Debbie is standing next to a table full of assorted sex toys and pointing.)
Announcer: For the ladies, we have a lovely collection of assorted dildos and vibrators from Acme Vibrator.