They keep the waiting room so damn cold that comfort radiates out from your body until you’re just a quivering lump of goosebumps with diamond nipples. What do you think?”
“Uh-huh…” That might have been a good time to complain but I missed my window again. xxx And, during this full-body clean-up, every bit of movement from any tentacle comes with thousands of suckers rubbing against 20 feet of innards. The receptionist was staring at my oozing, gaping ass and sore, dangling breasts like he hadn’t seen them 700 times before. He is, well, pretty much just that: a mass of spaghetti tentacles with two big meatballs for eyes. I didn’t want to make a scene and point out that I learned other clinics only make you take your shoes off, but that’s like yelling at
