‘Just down those stairs, sir.’ He pointed to a staircase at the side of the room. ‘Errmm … xxx video ‘It’s just a small flat but it’s fine for me … We got talking properly then. We found an unoccupied table near the window and sat down. It’s remarkably difficult to know what to say to a total stranger when you suddenly find that you’re both stark naked and sharing a bath. She wanted a ‘proper’ tearoom with cake-stands, a real teapot, waitresses and, above all, something which she called ‘silver service’. He was still kneeling, so I knelt as well. We slid into Angus’s bed and as we snuggled close together, with our hard-ons pressing into each other, I decided that my Aunt Mary had been right all along – clearly ‘silver service’ is the
