To: Ginny Weasley
From: Katie Bell
FWD: Today’s Game
Sick ’em, babe. xxx And THIS is how you repay my loyalty! We have three on the premise, complete with trained riders. Just to keep you up-to-date on my modus operandi:
a) Take over the Ministry
b) Imprison all Opponents in Azkaban (that’s you, Tom)
c) Insert my new world order
Please insert a physical exercise regimen for the troops. Given the passion we Gryffindors have for our sport and our team, I would like to make a few suggestions as to how to prevent ol’ Moldie from causing any problems. – G
To: Albus Dumbledore / Headmaster
From: Ginny Weasley
Re: Lord Voldemort
Attach: (100 K)
Professor:
As we have developed and marketed recent inspirational materials (Moldiemort Robes, and our newest product Mockeries of a Dark Lord due for release in hardcover next month), we have received
