HP
To: Hermione Granger
From: Harry Potter
Re: Fw: Your Email
Herm… xxx18 Get my drift? plans of revenge developed. It’s disastrous. Don’t call me Ollie. To: Bill Weasley
From: Ron Weasley
Re: Golden Snitches
Harry, great prat he is, went public with the size and weight of the Snitches. Ginny’s gone catatonic as a result, and let me tell you, the smile on her face is frightening. No, not about the starkers part, but how to get around the humiliation of it all. To put things mildly, I’m going to become a raging alcoholic if things don’t get under control soon. Or passed out from a Dementor.
